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Q: How can you make God laugh?
A: Tell Him your plans for the future.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter - she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little

    prophet.

Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?
A. They really raised Cain.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Kids explain bible

The following statements about the Bible were written by children and have not been retouched or corrected (i.e.. bad spelling has been left in):

'In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so he

took the Sabbath off.'

'Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.'

'Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.'

'Noah built an ark, which the animals come on to in pears.'

'Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.'

'The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.'